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Series One:  October 5, 1969 - January 11, 1970

1)    Whither Canada
      'It's Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart'
      Famous Deaths
      Italian Lesson
      Whizzo Butter
      'It's the Arts'
      Arthur 'Two-Sheds' Jackson
      Picasso/Cycling Race
      The Funniest Joke in the World

2)    Sex and Violence
      Flying Sheep
      French Lecture on Sheep-Aircraft
      A Man with Three Buttocks
      A Man with Two Noses
      Musical Mice
      Marriage Guidance Counsellor
      The Wacky Queen
      Working-Class Playwright
      A Scotsman on a Horse
      The Wrestling Epilogue
      The Mouse Problem

3)    How to Recognize Different Types of Trees From Quite a Long Way Away
      Court Scene (Witness in Coffin/Cardinal Richelieu)
      The Larch
      Bicycle Repairman
      Children's Stories
      Restaurant Sketch (Dirty Fork)
      Seduced Milkmen
      Stolen Newsreader
      Children's Interview
      Nudge Nudge

4)    Owl-Stretching Time
      Song ('And Did Those Feet')
      Art Gallery
      Art Critic
      It's a Man's Life in the Modern Army
      Undressing in Public
      Self-Defense Against Fresh Fruit
      Secret Service Dentists

5)    Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the Twentieth Century
      Confuse-a-Cat
      The Smuggler
      A Duck, a Cat and a Lizard (Discussion)
      Vox Pops on Smuggling
      Police Raid
      Letters and Vox Pops
      Newsreader Arrested
      Erotic Film
      Silly Job Interview
      Careers Advisory Board
      Burglar/Encyclopaedia Salesman

6)    It's the Arts
      Johann Gombolputty.... von Hautkopf of Ulm
      Non-illegal Robbery
      Vox Pops
      Crunchy Frog
      The Dull Life of a City Stockbroker
      Red Indian in Theatre
      Policemen Make Wonderful Friends
      A Scotsman on a Horse
      Twentieth-Century Vole

7)    You're No Fun Anymore
      Camel Spotting
      You're No Fun Anymore
      The Audit
      Science Fiction Sketch
      Man Turns Into Scotsman
      Police Station
      Blancmanges Playing Tennis

8)    Full Frontal Nudity
      Army Protection Racket
      Vox Pops
      Art Critic - the Place of the Nude
      Buying a Bed
      Hermits
      Dead Parrot (Petshop)
      The Flasher
      Hell's Grannies

9)    The Ant, an Introduction
      Llamas
      A Man with a Tape Recorder up His Nose
      Kilimanjaro Expedition (Double Vision)
      A Man with a Tape Recorder up His Brother's Nose
      Homicidal Barber
      Lumberjack Song
      Gumby Crooner
      The Refreshment Room at Bletchley
      Hunting Film
      The Visitors

10)   Untitled
      Walk-on-Part in Sketch
      Bank Robber (Lingerie Shop)
      Trailer
      Arthur Tree
      Vocational Guidance Counsellor (Chartered Accountant)
      The First Man to Jump the Channel
      Tunnelling from Godalming to Java
      Pet Conversions
      Gorilla Librarian
      Letters to 'Daily Mirror'
      Strangers in the Night

11)   The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes to the Bathroom
      Letters (Lavatorial Humour)
      Interruptions
      Agatha Christie Sketch
      Undertakers Film 1
	  Literary Football Discussion
      Interesting People
      Eighteenth-Century Social Legislation
      The Battle of Trafalgar
      Batley Townswomens' Guild Presents the Battle of Pearl Harbour
      Undertakers Film 2

12)   The Naked Ant
      Falling From Buildings
      'Spectrum' -  Talking About Things
      Visitors from Coventry
      Mr Hitler
      The North Minehead By-Election
      Police Station (Silly Voices)
      Upperclass Twit of the Year
      Ken Shabby
      How Far Can a Minister Fall?

13)   Intermission
      Intermissions
      Restaurant (Abuse/Cannibalism)
      Advertisements
      Albatross
      Come Back to My Place
      Me Doctor
      Historical Impersonations
      Quiz Programme - 'Wishes'
      'Probe-Around' on Crime
      Stonehenge
      Mr Attila the Hun
      Psychiatry - Silly Sketch
      Operating Theatre (Squatters)