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Series Three: October 19, 1972 - January 18, 1973

1) Whicker's World Court scene - Multiple Murderer Icelandic Saga Court Scene (Viking) Stock Exchange Report Mrs Premise and Mrs Conclusion Visit Jean-Paul Sartre Whicker Island 2) Mr and Mrs Brian Norris' Ford Popular Emigration from Surbiton to Hounslow Schoolboys' Life Assurance Company How to Rid the World of All Known Diseases Mrs Niggerbaiter Explodes Vicar/Salesman Farming Club 'Life of Tschaikovsky' Trim-Jeans Theatre Fish-Slapping Dance World War One The BBC is Short of Money Puss in Boots 3) The Money Programme 'The Money Programme' 'There is Nothing Quite So Wonderful as Money' (Song) Erizabeth L. Fraud Film Squad Salvation Fuzz (Dead Bishop) Jungle Restaurant Apology for Violence and Nudity Ken Russell's 'Gardening Club' The Lost World of Roiurama Six More Minutes of Monty Python's Flying Circus Argument Clinic Hitting on the Head Lessons Inspector Flying Fox of the Yard One More Minute of Monty Python's Flying Circus 4) Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror 'Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror' The Man who Speaks in Anagrams Anagram Quiz Merchant Banker Pantomime Horses Life and Death Struggles Mary Recruitment Office Bus Conductor Sketch The Man Who Makes People Laugh Uncontrollably Army Captain as Clown Gestures to Indicate Pauses in a Televised Talk Neurotic Announcers The News With Richard Baker (Vision Only) 'The Pantomime Horse is a Secret Agent Film' 5) The All-England Summarize Proust Competition 'Summarize Proust Competition' Everest Climbed by Hairdressers Fire Brigade Our Eamonn 'Party Hints' with Veronica Smalls Language Laboratory Travel Agent Watney's Red Barrel Theory on Brontosauruses by Anne Elk (Miss) 6) The War Against Pornography Tory Housewives Clean-up Campaign Gumby Brain Specialist Molluscs - 'Live' TV Documentary The Minister for Not Listening to People Tuesday Documentary/Children's Story/Party Political Broadcast Apology (Politicians) Expedition to Lake Pahoe The Silliest Interview We've Ever Had The Silliest Sketch We've Ever Done 7) Salad Days Biggles Dictates a Letter Climbing the North Face of the Uxbridge Road Lifeboat Old Lady Snoopers 'Storage Jars' The Show So Far Cheese Shop Philip Jenkinson on Cheese Westerns Sam Peckinpah's 'Salad Days' Apology The News With Richard Baker Seashore Interlude Film 8) The Cycling Tour Mr Pither Clodagh Rogers Trotsky Smolensk Bingo-Crazed Chinese 'Jack in a Box' 9) The Nude Man Bomb on Plane A Naked Man Ten Seconds of Sex Housing Project Built by Characters From Nineteenth-Century English Literature M1 Interchange Built by Characters From 'Paradise Lost' Mystico and Janet - Flats Built by Hypnosis 'Mortuary Hour' The Olympic Hide-and-Seek Final The Cheap-Laughs Bull-Fighting The British Well-Basically Club Prices on the Planet Algon 10) Henry Thripshaw's Disease Tudor Jobs Agency Pornographic Bookshop Elizabethan Pornography Smugglers Silly Disturbances (the Rev. Arthur Belling) The Free Repetition of Doubtful Words Sketch, by an Underrated Author 'Is There?'...Life After Death? The Man Who Says Words in the Wrong Order Thripshaw's Disease Silly Noises Sherry-Drinking Vicar 11) Dennis Moore 'Boxing Tonight' - Jack Bodel v. Sir Kenneth Clark Dennis Moore Lupins What the Stars Foretell Doctor 'TV4 or not TV4' Discussion Ideal Loon Exhibition Off-Licence 'Prejudice' 12) A Book at Bedtime Party Political Broadcast (Choreographed) 'A Book at Bedtime - 'Redgauntlet'' Kamikaze Scotsmen No Time to Lose Penguins BBC Programme Planners Unexploded Scotsmen 'Spot the Loony' Rival Documentaries 'Dad's Doctors' (Trail) 'Dad's Pooves' (Trail) 13) Grandstand Thames TV Introduction 'Light Entertainment Awards' with Dickie Attenborough The Oscar Wilde Sketch Charwoman (Animated Sequence) David Niven's Fridge Pasolini's Film 'The Third Test Match' New Brain from Curry's Blood Donor International Wife-Swapping Credits of the Year Back to the 'Light Entertainment Awards' The Dirty Vicar Sketch